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Posted on : Sunday, November 16 @ 1:35 PM

today i have more reasons to sulk and be moody.
my braces came off.
LOL wtf.
i was brushing my teeth and 1 piece just totally fell out -.-
and i cant go back today cause the clinic is closed. damn it.

my aquos sharp 38 inch lcd tv is fcked up. -.-
it cant even on now
i told my dad to call someone to repair it
and i got a lecture on how i have to stop thinking money grows on trees.
wtf i know money doesnt grow on trees ok!
who in the right mind thinks money grows on trees la.
and now he's desperately calling people to repair the tv -.-
SEE, pfft. i knew i wasnt the only who cant live without tv.
i mean, i know thrs alot of other tvs in the house but thats the only one with mtv. :P

my dad refuses to believe i can eat other foods other than porridge-.-
so he's been cooking porridge every lunch and dinner. happy day -.-
today was fish porridge.
the moment i put the fish in my mouth i ran to the toilet and barffed all my food out.
omg, what is wrong with my body?

oh, and i have to declutter my room.
i love that word. DECLUTTER.
xD
but i really hate decluttering.
my room is tidy ok.
nothings on the floor, or even on the sofa-bed.
so wat if my cupboards, cabinets and drawers are A LITTLE (90%) full.
i really want to stop this shit la i mean no matter how much i clear its nt going to meet my mums expectations.
and she keeps saying she has done 90% of the work.
helloooo who digged out all my jap stuff and threw them away?
who looked thru all my wss and decided which ones to throw?
ME ME ME
hmph.
so wat if i took a SHORT ( 1hr) break to rest?
if i stayed in the room i would have probably catch a sneezing fit that'll last like the rest of my life -.-

and of course another thing i shall refrain from going into great detail
how the hell did i end up in such a pathetic situation?
ok, so i really am some moronic failure here
thr is no way i can bring myself to do such a thing ok
sry, but im not morally upright and.. wats the word..
SELF-SACRIFICIAL enough.
i have my own selfish interests at heart.
sigh,
what a swiz.

anw i am bored and have 5 mins before i need to get back to DECLUTTERING my room

Dear (im gunna choose amanda cause she has the best sense of humour):I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ and___11___ .___12___,-Your name-

1.What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
OneTree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
C/D - Never will forget that night
E/F - Always wanted to break your leg
G/H – Hate your cooking
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Was interviewed about the car you stole
Q/R - Always will remember the pep talks
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – Am better off without you

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship is ruined
Beer – you should stop picking your nose
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m incarnated as an Eskimo
Milk- The apartment building is on fire
Wine – Thanks for the Cocaine
Cider – I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Liquor - I chew on your earlobes while you sleep
Other – I’m scratching my ass as you read this

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Dear AMANDA: I don't really know how to tell you this, but the mafia wants you. I think I realized it that night at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand that i did a sex-change. I'm returning your love-letters to you, but I'll keep my common sense as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break your leg and I'm scratching my ass as you read this.

Go drown yourself,
Pearl